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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"And Julie replied, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam!"朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。“祷告上帝,”她说,“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”妈妈打断她说:“朱莉叶,你为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢?”朱莉叶回答说:“因为我在地理考卷上是这么写的。”[
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3、⛅⭐⭐⛅2015已经到来啦,今年是羊年,很多与羊有关的游戏也不断冒了出来,虽然小编已经见过了众多欢乐的羊年小游戏,不过没有那方方脸的小鸟和一脸苦逼相的俏皮猪头,总觉得不太完整。《愤怒的小鸟(6周年版)》不仅原汁原味的还原经典画面和玩法,还加入了新的小伙伴。眼看著猪头又要倒霉了,小编都迫不及待了呢~
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅“我这一生只恋爱过一次,但这份感情给我留下了终生的痛苦……”“怎么,你爱的女人和别人结婚了?” “不,她嫁给了我。”[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅同学失恋,我去安慰她,说了一句:节哀顺便 。。。女同学听后想了三秒擦完眼泪,挤出点微笑说:那么多人就你会安慰人。。。[
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"And Julie replied, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam!"朱莉叶在做睡前祷告。“祷告上帝,”她说,“让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都吧。”妈妈打断她说:“朱莉叶,你为什么求上帝让那不勒斯成为意大利的首都呢?”朱莉叶回答说:“因为我在地理考卷上是这么写的。”[
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