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总是在裁人，简称总裁；

老是板着脸，所以称老板；

总想监视人，所以叫总监；

经常没道理，所以叫经理；

让领导秘密舒服，称为秘书。

[一酷爱斗地主的男子去女友家提亲，吃完饭，丈母娘和女友在卧室聊天，男子和老丈人玩斗地主，一毛钱一张，炸弹翻倍，半小时后，老丈人敲开卧室的门“老伴，关于咱未来的姑爷，我有一个好消息和一个坏消息，你先听哪个？”丈母娘“先听好的吧，”老丈人“咱姑爷是赌神，咱闺女嫁给他不受穷，”丈母娘“那坏消息呢？”老丈人“咱二十多年的闺女白养了，刚才我把彩礼钱输完了…”[Mrs.petersonphonedtherepairmanbecauseherdishwasherquitworking.Hecouldn‘taccommodateherwithan"after-hours"appointmentandsinceshehadtogotowork,shetoldhim,"I‘llleavethekeyunderthemat.Fixthedishwasher,leavethebillonthecounter,andI‘llmailyouacheck.Bytheway,IhavealargerotweilerinsidenamedKiller;hewon‘tbotheryou.Ialsohaveaparrot,andwhateveryoudo,donottalktothebird!"Well,sureenoughthedog,Killer,totallyignoredtherepairman,butthewholetimehewasthere,theparrotcursed,yelled,screamed,andaboutdrovehimnuts.Ashewasreadytoleave,hecouldn‘tresistsaying,"Youstupidbird,whydon‘tyoushutup!"Towhichthebirdreplied,"Killer,gethim!!!"[

总是在裁人，简称总裁；

老是板着脸，所以称老板；

总想监视人，所以叫总监；

经常没道理，所以叫经理；

让领导秘密舒服，称为秘书。

[一酷爱斗地主的男子去女友家提亲，吃完饭，丈母娘和女友在卧室聊天，男子和老丈人玩斗地主，一毛钱一张，炸弹翻倍，半小时后，老丈人敲开卧室的门“老伴，关于咱未来的姑爷，我有一个好消息和一个坏消息，你先听哪个？”丈母娘“先听好的吧，”老丈人“咱姑爷是赌神，咱闺女嫁给他不受穷，”丈母娘“那坏消息呢？”老丈人“咱二十多年的闺女白养了，刚才我把彩礼钱输完了…”[Mrs.petersonphonedtherepairmanbecauseherdishwasherquitworking.Hecouldn‘taccommodateherwithan"after-hours"appointmentandsinceshehadtogotowork,shetoldhim,"I‘llleavethekeyunderthemat.Fixthedishwasher,leavethebillonthecounter,andI‘llmailyouacheck.Bytheway,IhavealargerotweilerinsidenamedKiller;hewon‘tbotheryou.Ialsohaveaparrot,andwhateveryoudo,donottalktothebird!"Well,sureenoughthedog,Killer,totallyignoredtherepairman,butthewholetimehewasthere,theparrotcursed,yelled,screamed,andaboutdrovehimnuts.Ashewasreadytoleave,hecouldn‘tresistsaying,"Youstupidbird,whydon‘tyoushutup!"Towhichthebirdreplied,"Killer,gethim!!!"[ 详情