简介:
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅老师,您为什么要用三副眼镜?”“哦,一副是远视,一副是近视,第三副是用来找另两副眼镜的。”[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅there was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing(耕地) , and his horse immediately galloped(疾驰,飞奔) five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.一位农夫在犁田时,不慎跌倒摔伤了屁股,他的马立即飞奔到五哩外最近的小镇,载了一位医生回来。"that’s a pretty smart horse," the farmer’s friend later observed.一个朋友看到后便夸赞说:“你这匹马真是聪明!”"well, he’s not really so smart," the farmer said. "the doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"农夫说:“也没有你想的那么聪明啦!它带来的是一位兽医!”[
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅晚上和几个朋友在酒吧喝酒,看见舞池中间有个年轻小伙子一个人跳的欢的很,但那姿势总感觉好眼熟,和几个朋友看了半天,最后一致认为这尼玛就是全国第三套广播体操。。[
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅问一好友他的相册密码,他给了我一串17位长的英文“cptbtptpbcptdtptp”,我讶异地问:“这么长?你咋记得住啊?”他弱弱地回:“吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮不吃葡萄倒吐葡萄皮!”[
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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅老师,您为什么要用三副眼镜?”“哦,一副是远视,一副是近视,第三副是用来找另两副眼镜的。”[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅there was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing(耕地) , and his horse immediately galloped(疾驰,飞奔) five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.一位农夫在犁田时,不慎跌倒摔伤了屁股,他的马立即飞奔到五哩外最近的小镇,载了一位医生回来。"that’s a pretty smart horse," the farmer’s friend later observed.一个朋友看到后便夸赞说:“你这匹马真是聪明!”"well, he’s not really so smart," the farmer said. "the doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"农夫说:“也没有你想的那么聪明啦!它带来的是一位兽医!”[
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅晚上和几个朋友在酒吧喝酒,看见舞池中间有个年轻小伙子一个人跳的欢的很,但那姿势总感觉好眼熟,和几个朋友看了半天,最后一致认为这尼玛就是全国第三套广播体操。。[
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅问一好友他的相册密码,他给了我一串17位长的英文“cptbtptpbcptdtptp”,我讶异地问:“这么长?你咋记得住啊?”他弱弱地回:“吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮不吃葡萄倒吐葡萄皮!”[
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