一对犀牛正在谈人生理想,忽然旁边有人大喊一声:“广告商来了。”母犀牛拔腿就跑!没想到过了会公犀牛居然也跑了,它追上母牛问:“亲爱的,你跑什么啊?”母牛就说了:“亲爱的,我也不想啊,可听说这货最爱吹牛逼了!可是你跑什么啊?”公牛说:“亲爱的,你是不知道,它不仅吹牛逼,还爱扯淡哩!”[Today, I received a package from a local guy on Craigslist. Instead of the iPhone I paid $350 for, the box only contained a photo of an iPhone. The guy had been dumb enough to attach a return address, so my husband went over and beat the shit out of him. I now have to bail him out of jail 今天,我收到一个购物网站的包裹,我花350美元买的Iphone居然只是一张照片,不过发货的傻B留下了寄件地址,我老公冲过去差点没把他的屎打出来。现在,我得去保释老公了[我也想当这样的姐夫 因为胆子小所以从小到大一直跟姐姐一起睡,今天姐姐结婚,以后只能自己睡了。 特别舍不得,忍不住哭了,姐姐看我哭她也哭了:“妹啊,别哭了,以后姐姐还会陪你的,你姐夫也会成宿成宿的照顾你。”[一对犀牛正在谈人生理想,忽然旁边有人大喊一声:“广告商来了。”母犀牛拔腿就跑!没想到过了会公犀牛居然也跑了,它追上母牛问:“亲爱的,你跑什么啊?”母牛就说了:“亲爱的,我也不想啊,可听说这货最爱吹牛逼了!可是你跑什么啊?”公牛说:“亲爱的,你是不知道,它不仅吹牛逼,还爱扯淡哩!”[Today, I received a package from a local guy on Craigslist. Instead of the iPhone I paid $350 for, the box only contained a photo of an iPhone. The guy had been dumb enough to attach a return address, so my husband went over and beat the shit out of him. I now have to bail him out of jail 今天,我收到一个购物网站的包裹,我花350美元买的Iphone居然只是一张照片,不过发货的傻B留下了寄件地址,我老公冲过去差点没把他的屎打出来。现在,我得去保释老公了[我也想当这样的姐夫 因为胆子小所以从小到大一直跟姐姐一起睡,今天姐姐结婚,以后只能自己睡了。 特别舍不得,忍不住哭了,姐姐看我哭她也哭了:“妹啊,别哭了,以后姐姐还会陪你的,你姐夫也会成宿成宿的照顾你。”[详情