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儿子满周岁，请双方父母亲戚吃饭。席间逗儿子：宝贝，会叫什么？儿子叫：爸爸…妈妈！还会什么？儿子又叫：老公。大伙乐了，继续逗，儿子蹦出一句：老公，用力……然后，都碉堡了！[A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur bones lying about."How old are these bones?" the tourist asked an elderly Native American, who served as a guide."Exactly one hundred million and three years old."How can you be so sure?" inquired the tourist."Well," replied the guide, " a geologist came by here and told me these bones were one hundred million years old, and that was exactly three years ago.一位游客在新墨西哥游览。他对随处可见的恐龙化石甚感惊奇。“这些化石有多长的历史？”游客问一个上了年纪的当地美国人。他是作向导的。“整整十亿零三年了。” “你怎么这么肯定？”游客问道。 “哦，”向导回答道，“一个地质学家来过这儿，他告诉我说这些化石有十亿年了，再加上那是整整三年前的事了。”[老婆怀孕，看我天天在家憋得难受！ 老婆说：“我给你买个充气娃娃去，免得你出去瞎鬼混。” 我说：“我要一个最好的，要会叫的！” 老婆慢慢转过头来看着我，不紧不慢地说：“买个便宜的，我来叫！”[ 儿子满周岁，请双方父母亲戚吃饭。席间逗儿子：宝贝，会叫什么？儿子叫：爸爸…妈妈！还会什么？儿子又叫：老公。大伙乐了，继续逗，儿子蹦出一句：老公，用力……然后，都碉堡了！[A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur bones lying about."How old are these bones?" the tourist asked an elderly Native American, who served as a guide."Exactly one hundred million and three years old."How can you be so sure?" inquired the tourist."Well," replied the guide, " a geologist came by here and told me these bones were one hundred million years old, and that was exactly three years ago.一位游客在新墨西哥游览。他对随处可见的恐龙化石甚感惊奇。“这些化石有多长的历史？”游客问一个上了年纪的当地美国人。他是作向导的。“整整十亿零三年了。” “你怎么这么肯定？”游客问道。 “哦，”向导回答道，“一个地质学家来过这儿，他告诉我说这些化石有十亿年了，再加上那是整整三年前的事了。”[老婆怀孕，看我天天在家憋得难受！ 老婆说：“我给你买个充气娃娃去，免得你出去瞎鬼混。” 我说：“我要一个最好的，要会叫的！” 老婆慢慢转过头来看着我，不紧不慢地说：“买个便宜的，我来叫！”[ 详情