回复 Cabo : 这部《365导航vip播放器》今天上生物课,老师问:大家知不知道人体缺铁会怎么样?学生:贫血。老师很高兴,老师:看来大家都有提前预习,那为什么会贫血呢?学生:缺铁。集体笑喷[
回复 Saajan: 老婆问:“我和你兄弟一起掉进河里你先救谁?”老公深思一会后边点烟边说:“说,你为啥和我兄弟在一起,你说!!!”老婆竟无言以对……[
回复 Kataoka: In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, a teacher asked one of the boys, "What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?""To be deaf," replied the boy."Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily."Why, sir! Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.在一次音乐学院的入学考试中,老师问其中一个男孩:"音乐家最重要的生理素质是什么?""耳聋,"男孩答道。"胡说!"老师气愤地说。"怎么了,先生!难道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音乐家贝多芬是个聋子吗?"男孩轻蔑地反问道。[
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