回复 杨盼盼 : 这部《色戒在线红桃》Such a Long Dog Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, It's a wonder that the dog is so long.从前有个瞎子。一天,他正在行路时踩着了一只正在睡觉的狗的脑袋,狗汪汪汪地叫了一阵。这人又往前走,这回踩着的是另外一只狗的尾巴,狗又汪汪汪地叫起来。瞎子以为还是那条狗,惊诧地说:奇怪,这只狗可真够长的。[
回复 滨崎真绪: 今天去超市买东西,买完了准备结帐,结账的是个老大爷,老大爷问我:小伙子你交女朋友了吧?我惊讶的说到:你怎么知道?老大爷说没什么,就是最近你卫生纸买的少了........[
回复 Jeanneret: 前几天四级考试,室友在网上买了台收音机,准备考试时用。刚到货迫不及待用它做了遍模拟听力题,竟然发现一个单词也听不清。心想:卧槽!不会是被无良商家坑了吧,四级不过怎么办?经过几番检查之后,发现,原来是自己英语水平问题,还好虚惊一场,吓死老子了[
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