回复 久保田泰也 : 这部《永久免费看羞羞涩涩的》老师把试卷发下来后,迈克一题也不会做,便在试卷背后写 道:“只有上帝知道怎么做,我不知道。”试卷发下来,迈克一看,上面写着:“上帝100分,你0分!”[
回复 凯丽·华盛顿: 有次考试前一天夜里准备好了小抄,揣在兜里,心里美美的就睡了。第二天异地的男友说要来,心理那叫一个激动啊。换上漂亮衣服就去考试了,结果一摸兜。谈恋爱真的很影响成绩![
回复 Ettinger: A preacher is buying a parrotAre you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher.Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, the storekeeper assures him.Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lords prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm.Wonderful! says the preacher, but what happens if you pull both strings?I fall off my perch, you stupid fool! screeched the parrot.
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