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某日，俺们的语文老师站在讲台上拿着点名册突然对俺们说：“你们班姓氏好丰盛啊！” 俺们：“啥？” 老师：“有饭（范）有菜（蔡）有粥（周）还有汤（汤）和鱼（于）！可以开饭了！”„ 老湿„你可以来吃俺们了？[这一日，曹*与新纳小妾在卧室一番云雨之后，小妾意犹未尽，便说道：“再来一次再来一次。”曹*也想，无奈体力不支，便答道：“鸡累鸡累。”恰好此时杨修路过曹*卧室，以为曹*同他说话，便跑出去宣布本次军事行动代号‘鸡肋’。曹*得知后，怒不可懈，遂将杨修斩了。[At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it. The guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife must love you very much, I see her send you a 'KISS' before you begin your speech."The speaker smiled and explained, "You don't know my wife. The 'KISS' she give me stands for 'Keep It Short, Stupid.'"在一次晚宴上,作为贵宾的演讲者,即将发表演讲时,他的妻子正坐在桌子的另一端,递给他一张写着潦草的“KISS”的纸条。　　　　坐在演讲者旁边的客人说 某日，俺们的语文老师站在讲台上拿着点名册突然对俺们说：“你们班姓氏好丰盛啊！” 俺们：“啥？” 老师：“有饭（范）有菜（蔡）有粥（周）还有汤（汤）和鱼（于）！可以开饭了！”„ 老湿„你可以来吃俺们了？[这一日，曹*与新纳小妾在卧室一番云雨之后，小妾意犹未尽，便说道：“再来一次再来一次。”曹*也想，无奈体力不支，便答道：“鸡累鸡累。”恰好此时杨修路过曹*卧室，以为曹*同他说话，便跑出去宣布本次军事行动代号‘鸡肋’。曹*得知后，怒不可懈，遂将杨修斩了。[At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it. The guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife must love you very much, I see her send you a 'KISS' before you begin your speech."The speaker smiled and explained, "You don't know my wife. The 'KISS' she give me stands for 'Keep It Short, Stupid.'"在一次晚宴上,作为贵宾的演讲者,即将发表演讲时,他的妻子正坐在桌子的另一端,递给他一张写着潦草的“KISS”的纸条。　　　　坐在演讲者旁边的客人说 详情